Legitimate Controversy! Is the sky blue? Is it REALLY?

[matt_zimmer]

By now you've all heard the raging legitimate controversy about whether or not the sky is blue. The debate rages on as legitimate pundits such as Lou Dobbs, Glen Beck, and Sean Hannity have all, in the name of fairness and balance, had people on their shows questioning the legitimacy of the sky being able to call itself blue and if in fact it is not green.

Personally? I think that if the sky IS going to be recognized as blue it needs to provide the public with a Blue Certificate. And a Certificate of Blue from the governor of Hawaii won't cut it. They hand those out to anybody.

What's that? You say there were TWO seperate Blue Announcements in the local newspapers confirming that the sky is in fact, blue? Uhhh... Look over there! Monkeys!

This is all just a vast conspiracy on the part of the Sky's family who since the sky's birth as green have plotted a HUGE overhaul of reality to try and make the sky elected the legimate horizon point even though green skies shouldn't be able to exist. Even if it in fact means cutting off the world's oxygen supply or getting rid of the world's oceans I think it would be MUCH better if the sky stepped down and let the next person in line (Sarah Palin) take over.

Did I just blow your freakin' mind, or what?

I posted this on Animation Insider because it is a cool website:

http://www.animationinsider.net/forums/showthread.php?t=23577

Comments

[90scartoonman.livejournal.com]

The thing is, this is a loaded subject (and probably not safe for TZ OR AI). Why? Because the Bible confirms that the sky is blue. Some Christians (not all, mind you, just the hotheaded ones), will be ready to crucify you in an instant if you say the sky isn't blue.

Personally, I'm hoping they'll come up with legitimate Blue Certificates and fast. Because if not, the only way to end this controversy is to just get a new sky.

[mattzimmer.livejournal.com]

Sarah Palin is next in line. I swear that's what all the Bluers are saying.

[90scartoonman.livejournal.com]

If Sarah Palin becomes the next Sky, I'd give it a month before she steps down.

[mattzimmer.livejournal.com]

And all of her supporters would swear it was a brilliant political move. While they're choking to death.

[stinkingbishop.livejournal.com]

The sky's showing a definite socialist slant here:
http://www.cosmicharmony.com/LightWorkers/Mnq3/Mnq3.htm

[mattzimmer.livejournal.com]

Nice! Socialist! :D

[style92.livejournal.com]

Speaking of Palin, I saw the scariest thing the other day. I saw a truck with a bumper sticker. It looked like the sticker originally read "Mccain/palin" but that the owner of the truck/sticker had carefully cut away the "McCain" part of the sticker so that it now only read "Palin." A Proud Palin supporter.

And that scares the shit out of me.

[mattzimmer.livejournal.com]

It's better in Massachusetts but we have nuts here too. Sarah Palin is one of the few people who could run for President that could, if elected, be significantly worse than Bush. I can't think of another politician besides Dubya himself so completely unqualified to hold office. And the scary thing is she has a LOT of support. It's crazy.