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 [Wok is Dead]


Yeah, this one’s gonna get them on the news lol.

The irony? The Wok material isn’t even the most effective wordplay in the episode.

On live TV, uncensored, they worked their way around saying “Donald Trump is fucking Satan” because of simple context. The ‘shit’ episode all over again... before they could just say shit.


This was good because the small penis jokes after the premiere were done more to keep the loophole going. Or so I’ve read.

 

Feel dumb for not guessing right away that Jesus would replace Mackey.

I like that the episode reverted Jesus back to how they wrote him in the early seasons. They were less on the nose about Jesus in schools being a waste. They still more or less had those jokes, but the focus was more with him being treated like the odd one out by South Park’s commute, like when he was running Jesus And Pals.


Wing was there! Lu Kim of course carrying most of the Butters plot.

I had no real thing to say about the Asian toy fad, first I’m hearing of that one specifically. It has to be something from Trey’s daughter. Every now and then, South Park covers a fad that no one above the age of 30 would have that much idea what they’re talking about.

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[Beavis & Butt-Head ‘25 Premiere]


I enjoyed just about everything from tonight’s showing, they seriously got into their groove. Much less static than when this revamp started, there’s a better flow and rhythm with all the cartoons.

”I think you’re supposed to say violence is not cool... and then after that it’s totally okay to do violence.” Butt-Head’s nostalgic for the MTV days.

Beavis was so fucking funny in all the video segments. His voice was rusty back during the previous seasons but I think Judge has gotten a lot better getting back with it since.


The biggest takeaway of all being Todd’s return.


While it didn’t matter much because Todd was still a dick anyway, they got him to admit to bullying while still not fully getting what bullying is.

Well really, him saying he “owed them” was the more crazy part, even as a throwaway line.
 

Todd started fucking with them only after he realized they were completely clueless, so you’ll never really know what he would’ve done if they did do something useful. 


Reconnecting with shitty people from your past was about what that episode was like. There are some people you know that would never in their lives stop being a fucking knob.


The only way Todd improved over the years, oddly... he’s got a plumbing company with his younger face as the logo. He’s not a 90s outlaw anymore, but can still do donuts with his company van rather than the ‘73 Plymouth Duster. 



Interesting choice for them to call back “The Crush” (Todd’s first ever appearance) with the cartoon hearts.

Code deploy happening shortly

Aug. 31st, 2025 07:37 pm
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Per the [site community profile] dw_news post regarding the MS/TN blocks, we are doing a small code push shortly in order to get the code live. As per usual, please let us know if you see anything wonky.

There is some code cleanup we've been doing that is going out with this push but I don't think there is any new/reworked functionality, so it should be pretty invisible if all goes well.

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Also a review for the latest episode of Peacemaker.

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A reminder to everyone that starting tomorrow, we are being forced to block access to any IP address that geolocates to the state of Mississippi for legal reasons while we and Netchoice continue fighting the law in court. People whose IP addresses geolocate to Mississippi will only be able to access a page that explains the issue and lets them know that we'll be back to offer them service as soon as the legal risk to us is less existential.

The block page will include the apology but I'll repeat it here: we don't do geolocation ourselves, so we're limited to the geolocation ability of our network provider. Our anti-spam geolocation blocks have shown us that their geolocation database has a number of mistakes in it. If one of your friends who doesn't live in Mississippi gets the block message, there is nothing we can do on our end to adjust the block, because we don't control it. The only way to fix a mistaken block is to change your IP address to one that doesn't register as being in Mississippi, either by disconnecting your internet connection and reconnecting it (if you don't have a static IP address) or using a VPN.

In related news, the judge in our challenge to Tennessee's social media age verification, parental consent, and parental surveillance law (which we are also part of the fight against!) ruled last month that we had not met the threshold for a temporary injunction preventing the state from enforcing the law while the court case proceeds.

The Tennesee law is less onerous than the Mississippi law and the fines for violating it are slightly less ruinous (slightly), but it's still a risk to us. While the fight goes on, we've decided to prevent any new account signups from anyone under 18 in Tennessee to protect ourselves against risk. We do not need to block access from the whole state: this only applies to new account creation.

Because we don't do any geolocation on our users and our network provider's geolocation services only apply to blocking access to the site entirely, the way we're implementing this is a new mandatory question on the account creation form asking if you live in Tennessee. If you do, you'll be unable to register an account if you're under 18, not just the under 13 restriction mandated by COPPA. Like the restrictions on the state of Mississippi, we absolutely hate having to do this, we're sorry, and we hope we'll be able to undo it as soon as possible.

Finally, I'd like to thank every one of you who's commented with a message of support for this fight or who's bought paid time to help keep us running. The fact we're entirely user-supported and you all genuinely understand why this fight is so important for everyone is a huge part of why we can continue to do this work. I've also sent a lot of your comments to the lawyers who are fighting the actual battles in court, and they find your wholehearted support just as encouraging and motivating as I do. Thank you all once again for being the best users any social media site could ever hope for. You make me proud and even more determined to yell at state attorneys general on your behalf.

"Hitpig!" DVD Review (Spoilers)

Aug. 27th, 2025 11:50 am
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Also a review for the latest episode of Alien: Earth.

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Un-Iverse Progress Reports!

Aug. 26th, 2025 05:40 am
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You guys seen this new feature on the site?

gildaandmeekandtheuniverse.blogspot.com/2025/08/un-iverse-progress-reports.html

"In this specific entry, I will update how many pages I have completed on a given day and how much longer the issue I'm working on will likely take to complete! You'll be getting Un-Iverse updates is real time!"

The cool thing about this for me is I'll be able to stop clogging my Dreamwidth Journal with updates. Just keep regularly checking that entry and you'll see how things are progressing. 
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I'll start with the tl;dr summary to make sure everyone sees it and then explain further: As of September 1, we will temporarily be forced to block access to Dreamwidth from all IP addresses that geolocate to Mississippi for legal reasons. This block will need to continue until we either win the legal case entirely, or the district court issues another injunction preventing Mississippi from enforcing their social media age verification and parental consent law against us.

Mississippi residents, we are so, so sorry. We really don't want to do this, but the legal fight we and Netchoice have been fighting for you had a temporary setback last week. We genuinely and honestly believe that we're going to win it in the end, but the Fifth Circuit appellate court said that the district judge was wrong to issue the preliminary injunction back in June that would have maintained the status quo and prevented the state from enforcing the law requiring any social media website (which is very broadly defined, and which we definitely qualify as) to deanonymize and age-verify all users and obtain parental permission from the parent of anyone under 18 who wants to open an account.

Netchoice took that appellate ruling up to the Supreme Court, who declined to overrule the Fifth Circuit with no explanation -- except for Justice Kavanaugh agreeing that we are likely to win the fight in the end, but saying that it's no big deal to let the state enforce the law in the meantime.

Needless to say, it's a big deal to let the state enforce the law in the meantime. The Mississippi law is a breathtaking state overreach: it forces us to verify the identity and age of every person who accesses Dreamwidth from the state of Mississippi and determine who's under the age of 18 by collecting identity documents, to save that highly personal and sensitive information, and then to obtain a permission slip from those users' parents to allow them to finish creating an account. It also forces us to change our moderation policies and stop anyone under 18 from accessing a wide variety of legal and beneficial speech because the state of Mississippi doesn't like it -- which, given the way Dreamwidth works, would mean blocking people from talking about those things at all. (And if you think you know exactly what kind of content the state of Mississippi doesn't like, you're absolutely right.)

Needless to say, we don't want to do that, either. Even if we wanted to, though, we can't: the resources it would take for us to build the systems that would let us do it are well beyond our capacity. You can read the sworn declaration I provided to the court for some examples of how unworkable these requirements are in practice. (That isn't even everything! The lawyers gave me a page limit!)

Unfortunately, the penalties for failing to comply with the Mississippi law are incredibly steep: fines of $10,000 per user from Mississippi who we don't have identity documents verifying age for, per incident -- which means every time someone from Mississippi loaded Dreamwidth, we'd potentially owe Mississippi $10,000. Even a single $10,000 fine would be rough for us, but the per-user, per-incident nature of the actual fine structure is an existential threat. And because we're part of the organization suing Mississippi over it, and were explicitly named in the now-overturned preliminary injunction, we think the risk of the state deciding to engage in retaliatory prosecution while the full legal challenge continues to work its way through the courts is a lot higher than we're comfortable with. Mississippi has been itching to issue those fines for a while, and while normally we wouldn't worry much because we're a small and obscure site, the fact that we've been yelling at them in court about the law being unconstitutional means the chance of them lumping us in with the big social media giants and trying to fine us is just too high for us to want to risk it. (The excellent lawyers we've been working with are Netchoice's lawyers, not ours!)

All of this means we've made the extremely painful decision that our only possible option for the time being is to block Mississippi IP addresses from accessing Dreamwidth, until we win the case. (And I repeat: I am absolutely incredibly confident we'll win the case. And apparently Justice Kavanaugh agrees!) I repeat: I am so, so sorry. This is the last thing we wanted to do, and I've been fighting my ass off for the last three years to prevent it. But, as everyone who follows the legal system knows, the Fifth Circuit is gonna do what it's gonna do, whether or not what they want to do has any relationship to the actual law.

We don't collect geolocation information ourselves, and we have no idea which of our users are residents of Mississippi. (We also don't want to know that, unless you choose to tell us.) Because of that, and because access to highly accurate geolocation databases is extremely expensive, our only option is to use our network provider's geolocation-based blocking to prevent connections from IP addresses they identify as being from Mississippi from even reaching Dreamwidth in the first place. I have no idea how accurate their geolocation is, and it's possible that some people not in Mississippi might also be affected by this block. (The inaccuracy of geolocation is only, like, the 27th most important reason on the list of "why this law is practically impossible for any site to comply with, much less a tiny site like us".)

If your IP address is identified as coming from Mississippi, beginning on September 1, you'll see a shorter, simpler version of this message and be unable to proceed to the site itself. If you would otherwise be affected, but you have a VPN or proxy service that masks your IP address and changes where your connection appears to come from, you won't get the block message, and you can keep using Dreamwidth the way you usually would.

On a completely unrelated note while I have you all here, have I mentioned lately that I really like ProtonVPN's service, privacy practices, and pricing? They also have a free tier available that, although limited to one device, has no ads or data caps and doesn't log your activity, unlike most of the free VPN services out there. VPNs are an excellent privacy and security tool that every user of the internet should be familiar with! We aren't affiliated with Proton and we don't get any kickbacks if you sign up with them, but I'm a satisfied customer and I wanted to take this chance to let you know that.

Again, we're so incredibly sorry to have to make this announcement, and I personally promise you that I will continue to fight this law, and all of the others like it that various states are passing, with every inch of the New Jersey-bred stubborn fightiness you've come to know and love over the last 16 years. The instant we think it's less legally risky for us to allow connections from Mississippi IP addresses, we'll undo the block and let you know.

[Mafia II: 15th Anniversary]

Aug. 24th, 2025 06:45 pm
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Storytelling that’s integral and downright irreplaceable.

 

This and Saints Row 1 & 2 were the games that really defied being “Grand Theft Auto clones.” But this one, even more so.

 

I’ve been on a GTA IV binge, playing through every last mission simply because I had the loving itch. Ran through IV’s campaign for the dozenth time in a few days, replayed all of Lost And Damned in one day, and about to pop in Ballad of Gay Tony.


GTA IV created its own saga in 2008 New York (Liberty City). An interactive adventure where the deadliest contract killer from Eastern Europe is doomed to let vengeance define who he is.
 


Mafia II went the opposite direction simply by not being a “saga.” By not making what they do into “chronicles.”

What you see from Vito Scaletta is what you get.


Mafia II’s timeline being 1945-1951, Vito spends most of those years in prison. His mother dies while he’s incarcerated. You’re there when his sister calls and says she doesn’t want to be around him anymore. Behind the flashy suits and the fast cars and the women was just a sad and fucked up life, and the game did a great job showing that depression.

Vito & Joe were a sad couple of mooks when the fun was over.


I remember downloading and official video off the Xbox 360 marketplace way back when, that went into how they got the best people from New York and Little Italy to voice the characters. They made it a big point that they didn’t want any of them sounding like Fat Tony from The Simpsons. Joe Barbaro’s line deliveries were so perfect that the olden days of YouTube had a machinima top ten list of just him.


Henry Tomasino’s stabbing was one of those things you just remember from the first time. With these games it never got that intense before.

A lot of stuff Vavra had planned was cut out, and part of that was presumably clearing Henry’s name.

It’s unfortunate. Felt like they wanted to do Cary Grant’s Suspicion with the character and just couldn’t get it off the ground.

There’s a love for old time Hollywood that just seeps its way into the design. Vito’s modeled after a young Marlon Brando.

Every thing about Empire Bay’s environment just screamed admiration.

You could collect pinups as well as naked Playboy ladies throughout the whole game lol. Mafia 3 continued the Playboy tradition. I believe this happened after Playboy gave the first Mafia game a really good review.

 There was also collectibles around the city where 2K Czech staff got to be fake mobsters for wanted posters.

 


I was happy to be right about Joe Barbaro being alive. I waited 6 years for Mafia 3 and the one thing that satisfied me was at least seeing Joe. That ending was a bitch for so many years, all you could say was cliffhanger. 

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Technically did five pages, but in reality I did the Book title, the Spoiler Quotes, the cover (which is good) and the first two pages.

I was planning on doing more, but it looks good so far, and I don't want to half-ass anything while I'm tired.

I predict the issue will be between 40 and 50 pages long. I have between 38 and 48 pages left.
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A week ago or maybe it was two weeks ago now... eh, time sucks at times trying to remember - my head is sort of in a fog currently as I waking up... I read and finished a pretty neat personality quiz book. My mom had it in books for the yard sale Mike and I had last summer and it was left from that to be donated and it caught my eye so I figured why not give it a shot. I'm going to add it to a free little library now. I took a similar test twice over like the last 15 years and got the same results.
'What type am I? Discover who you really are' By Renee Baron
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/330847/what-type-am-i-by-renee-baron/
In this book it discusses the Myer Briggs personality tests and you answer questions set up in a similar way. It was pretty detailed, I enjoyed it. And honestly it was a quick read because after taking your quiz and figuring out what type you are then you just need to read the parts that relate to your results - unless you want to read the whole book. The more power to you then!
Have any of you read similar books or taken personality tests?

I'm a part of the 'Ideal Seekers' - The NF temperament. Their are 4 NF types: INFP, ENFJ, ENFP and INFJ.
NF personality types at their best: compassionate, warm, loyal, helpful, idealistic and genuine.
NF personality types at their worst: hypersensitive, overly emotional, judgmental, impractical, unrealistic and self absorbed.
The one part that stuck with me was that we have an anti-authoritarian attitude and often take sides with the underdog.
We can be known to be warm hearted, affirming, nurturing and empathic.

E: is energized by the external world
N: focuses on visions and possibilities
F: decides according to personal values
J: wants things settled and decided
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Also reviews for the season premiere of Peacemaker, and the latest episodes of South Park, and Alien: Earth.

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It details the controversies of The Biggest Loser. This isn't a review per se but I jumped at the chance to watch this because that's a show that despite me never having watched it, always skeeved me out for unspecified reasons. I felt the same way about both Fear Factor and The Apprentice, both other reality shows that aired on NBC.

When it came to broadcast TV reality shows, NBC wasn't QUITE as exploitative and tasteless as Fox was, but it was the only network that actually tried to compete with them there. It was SO on-brand the host of that show for most of its run was the evil chick from Days Of Our Lives. The best word to describe NBC was (and frankly still is) shameless. They did everything in their power to appeal to the baser instincts of mediocre white people and they were GOOD at that specific pandering. I never fell for it but I was always bothered that so many people did.

Because of stuff like Frasier and Seinfeld NBC had this unearned reputation as being slightly more upscale and urbane than the other networks. But those shows were only the successes they were because NBC knew the proper way to sell them to stupid people. "Must See TV"? More like "Dumb people will do anything if you frame it as a command" and NBC was right to use that specific manipulation.

But I was right to avoid The Biggest Loser. I just learned about these so-called "temptation challenges" and I'm like "There is no moral difference between this level of humiliation here and on Springer." No daylight between either thing in both cruelty and ill intention.

One of the producers defended both those and the cruel way the trainers yelled at the contestants by saying that's the kind of thing that makes great television.

You wonder why TV sucks as much as it does? It's literally because producers believe shit like that is "great television". Jesus wept.

I remember J.D. Roth as the punchably-faced host of the Double Dare rip-off Fun House back in the 1980's. Never could stand him. I could totally see that smirking asswipe cocreating something like this.

I recall similar levels of revulsion after seeing the documentary "Quiet On Set" about the skeeviness of 1990's kidcoms on Nickelodeon, but unfortunately, after the fact it turned out the producers of that doc were just as exploitative to people's experiences as Nickelodeon was. Wouldn't shock me if that was the case here too so I do want to keep that in mind. I DO take note that this was far more even-handed than Quiet On Set was. When Drake Bell had nothing but good things to say about how supportive Dan Schneider was to his sexual abuse suffering and that he was the only person on his side, the producers of that doc quickly changed the subject, which should have been a red flag for me. Some people in "Fit For TV" actually say nice things about the show which gives the people saying bad shit even more weight.

This is why I hate television. It's also why I put up with far less than other viewers seem to. Make no mistakes: My standards are actually quite low. The fact that as much stuff pisses me off as it does is an indictment of how bad things are. I'm actually really easy to please. I don't actually want much, and TV spends most of its time making sure I never get it.

It floors me how much my reviews pissed off the people at Toon Zone. I mean, goddamn, all of those negative reviews boiled down to, "You deserve better and you ought to speak up and demand it." And that ruffled a LOT of feathers. I sometimes miss Toon Zone but I found the mindset there about criticism quite weird.

I think I would have had an easier time there if I were an actual troll. But because I both came to my opinions honestly and was usually right in my criticisms, the mods didn't know what to do with me. Sigh. It depresses me. I would fit in so much easier with other people if I simply had the ability to get on the bandwagon and pretend things that are shitty are just fine. Another reason I refuse to get into superhero comics and usually find that fandom insipid.

Superhero comics usually have the same level of prestige to me as daytime soap operas and Judge Judy. So it makes sense when people INSIST they are for adults and the new Shakespeare I try to avoid that fandom at all costs. For my own sanity.
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Brief Synopsis of The Terran Wars added! New section where I chart my progress added! Big night last night!

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https://gildaandmeekandtheuniverse.blogspot.com/2020/02/welcome-to-gilda-and-meek-and-un-iverse.html

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