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It's Muh Burp-Day!
Sep. 30th, 2014 05:59 pmGuy in the hallway said I look 25 instead of 39. Not quite sure he believed me. I do look at least a decade younger than my actual age.
On a related note, if a woman asks you to guess their age, always say, without fail, "19". If they are 70 and say "Be serious", don't waver. Repeat: "19." Always. It always gets a smile. Even if they know you're joking. But you have to commit. That's the important thing.
If they accuse you of making fun of them (which doesn't ever really happen) say: "Don't blame me. You're the one with the youthful cheekbones."
Loot list is forthcoming. Yay!
On a related note, if a woman asks you to guess their age, always say, without fail, "19". If they are 70 and say "Be serious", don't waver. Repeat: "19." Always. It always gets a smile. Even if they know you're joking. But you have to commit. That's the important thing.
If they accuse you of making fun of them (which doesn't ever really happen) say: "Don't blame me. You're the one with the youthful cheekbones."
Loot list is forthcoming. Yay!
