Mar. 20th, 2011

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Why are all dumb blonde jokes 2 lines?

It's the only way men can remember them.



More jokes!




How many tea-baggers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Tea-baggers prefer to remain in the dark.





How many Trekkies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Five. One to screw in the bulb and four to complain about how much better the lighting was on the original series.





How many Dragonball Z writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes eleven episodes.

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