I worry about the future of this country

Have you seen the commercials for KFC Variety buckets? It's a whole lot of practically every food they make at KFC. Just something about it is creepy as if when you order it you are practically eating your way down the menu. I wouldn't want that. I'd feel like the exploding guy in Monty Python's Meaning of Life. Seriously. I'm fat enough. I couldn't stand how guilty the thought of eating everything in the menu at once would make me feel.

They are NOWHERE NEAR as creepy as "Famous Bowls" though. I've never had one but they look SCARY. Yeah, I'm betting they taste good but how lazy do you have to be to have to eat your entire KFC out of one container with a spoon? I would feel as if I was eating out of a trough. What's next, will they have KFC's meals in tubes? Bet you can't suck just one! They could just have them pre-digested and we could hook them up intravenously.

Fast food in this country is MESSED up. Have you seen these BK Stackers? The one with FOUR hamburger patties gives me a heart attack just LOOKING at it.

I may be fat but part of that is the meds I'm on. I could be eating a LOT more unhealthy than I am currently. I sometimes think they WANT us to be fat and lazy and inattentive so when crap GOES DOWN there won't be anything we can do about it.