I want to fly

According to Douglas Adams the best way to fly is to dive for the ground and miss. I would REALLY love to be able to fly. I dream about it often. Usually I do it in my dreams one of two ways: 1) Running around at such a hige speed that when I jump I glide through the air. Not exactly flying but I DO feel like Super Mario. 2)Lying on my back and levitating. This is a REALLY good way, and it always impresses people in my dreams especially when I float down a flight of stairs backwards.

Straight up Superman flying is nice too. I wish I were a bird sometimes. Possibly because if I was a bird and could talk I'd be a Muppet.