Review Reposts!

First batch is up! By popular demand here are my reviews for Avengers: Age Of Ultron, The Matrix Resurrections, Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness, Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves, and Sonic The Hedgehog.

Warning about the Avengers review: It is relatively favorable (and written after I saw it in the theater) and my opinion on the film has cooled over the years, mostly due to my overall disgust with Joss Whedon.

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Another Review repost!

Sonic The Hedgehog 2! Keep in mind these reviews are just my opinion. If you like or hate different movies than me, that's alright. Moreover, your opinion is just as valid as mine is.

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Donald Trump has a nasally, whiny voice.

Donald Trump has tiny hands.

He is overweight and unattractive. His appearance is gross and repellent.

His combover looks awful.

He stumbles over his words in every conversation and is clearly senile and suffering from dementia.

He wears clothes that don't fit him and dresses like a slob.

He clearly wears make-up.

How is it ANYONE could ever possibly believe this bedshitter projects strength and tough manliness?

It's not simply because they've been fooled which is why I will never forgive Trump voters. It's that it's the worst con ever. If Trump were actually handsome and charismatic I'd forgive these dummies for it down the line after this nightmare is over. Because he's so utterly repulsive on every level I never will.

More reposts!

Reviews for Spider-Man: No Way Home, Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge, Mortal Kombat Legends: Battle Of The Realms, Mortal Kombat Legends: Snow Blind, and Legally Blonde!

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Dear Republicans...

And folks outraged at the amount of "No Trump supporters" on dating profiles. You want to know why we want nothing to do with you over a political disagreement?

It's because it isn't a political disagreement. It's a moral one.